April 2, 2009

Pakwe tua



Musim lalu, banyak artis cerai-berai. Musim kini, banyak yang isteri muda suami tua dimana suaminya Datuk. Termasuklah ada sorang senior tu, mempunyai pakwe tua!


Pakwe dia memang baik. Romantic. Lemah lembut. Maklumlah orangnya tua. Tapi walaupun tua, dia bukan calang2 orang. Duitnya sama labuh dengan perut. Statusnya bukan hutangwan macam sesetengah orang muda, sebaliknya dia betul2 jutawan. Kompeninya berpuluh2 hingga boleh dikatakan di mana ada syarikat, di situlah dia jadi pengarahnya.


Kereta mewahnya janganlah cerita. Adat kata kalau di setengah tempat kena kuak air baru nampak ikan, dalam bab kereta mewah pakwe senior ni pula kena kuak kereta baru Nampak drebar!


Bila pikir2, rasanya ok jugak kawin dengan datuk ni. Aku akui, memilih lelaki itu bererti terpaksa hidup bermadu. Tapi ada juga alasan sendiri kenapa. Antaranya:


Pertama, sebab dia bergelar Datuk, jadi bila berkahwin dengannya orang tak akan panggil kita nenek;


Kedua, sebab dia sanggup membayar hantaran belanja hangus dan mas kahwin sejumlah RM100,000 serba tiga;


Ketiga, sebab dia dah tua dan hartanya pun melambak2. Takkanlah kalau dia mati, kita x dapat tumpang sekaki?


Keempat, sebab dia suami orang, jadi dengan memilih dia bererti kita dapat menguji keimanan dan melatih membina kesabaran;


Kelima, sebab dia lelaki…


Dalam banyak2 tu, sebab kelima lah palig kuat. Ya, sebab baru2 ni aku dapat inspirasi baru. Aku percaya, cara terbaik untuk mengajar lelaki adalah merelakan diri kita berpoligami.


Selama ini lelaki umumnya tergila2 nak beristri lebih. Nah, marilah kita sama2 bagi jalan pada mereka. Jangankan dua atau tiga, kalau mereka mau empat pun kita relakan. Bila dah beristeri banyak nanti, masalah mereka tentu bertambah banyak. Hah, masa itulah kita membalas dendam. Kita boleh bergotong-royong, sama2 cari jalan untuk memberatkan lagi masalah mereka.


Lambat laun mereka tentu akan pening kepala, atau silap2 mungkin akan jadi gila. Hah, bayangkanlah betapa bahagianya hidup kita semua kalau dunia ni dipenuhi laki2 gila. Waktu itu barulah kita boleh jengkal muka mereka!


Jadi, jangan bertangguh lagi, marilah kita relakan diri untuk bermadu!





contoh terbaik?

March 11, 2009

Bird Story (Good One)



He brings his food but is shocked by her death and tries to move






He stands beside his and cries out, saddened by her death

Finally aware that friend would not return to him,


he quietly stands beside his body filled with sorrow




Photos of these two birds were pictured in the Republic of Ukraine where this bird is trying to revive his wife. Millions of people cried after seeing these pictures in America and Europe. It is said that the photographer sold these pictures for a nominal price to the most famous newspaper in France . All the copies of that newspaper were sold out on the day of publishing these pictures.




Fiendship and death are Two Uninvited a guest, when they will come nobody knows. but both do the same work, one takes heart and the other its beats......




Ichigo tell her slimming's secret

Memang best cuti 2 bulan. X penah sepanjang aku study medic ni dapat cuti selama ni.. tapi orang kata, cuti 2 bulan dapat ke aku, sia2 jer… sbb aku bukannya melepak, jumpa kawan, round mall, or wat mende faedah. Aku baru je pindah Ampang, tak tau la nak ke mana, kurang contact ngan kawan & tak tahu mana diorang, (mungkin di Terengganu, pikirku). My dad lak overprotective ngan aku. He doesn’t let me go out alone even naik LRT dengan adik 21tahun sekalipun! Terkongkong, jeritku ke telinga my dad. =D awalnya, my dad nak suruh aku kerja kat klinik kat maner2 (alamak!) tapi aku xnak dgn alasan “dah nak habis sebulan dah…,”

At last, just get over my life with helping my mum.. memasak, mengkain (basuh,jemur,lipat kain) & beres2 rumah. Pastu makan, main game, camtu lah hari2.. sampai x sedar dah 2 bulan. Cepatnya!! Tak terasa langsung perut pun naik.. uppsss!


like Debab? but he's original fat!


Bila dah balik Surabaya, mula pakai baju fit2 tuh.. (ehem2, kat masia x pakai fit2 lak) baru lah terasa chubbynyer.. aduh.. da la lepas seminggu demam 5 hari. Makan nasi, makan ubat, tido memanjang, al-hasil muka dah membengkak. Tilik badan, tilik muka.

“cigo, kau gila ke, ko memang dah kurus laa, apa nak diet lagi”

Eiii, sapa cakap, if nak kurus bak selebriti, camni kira gemuk la,

Korang tau tak, if kita masuk TV kita akan nampak seolah2 lebih gemuk 5kg..

Jadi aku nak kurus cam diorang…

Eh, mai kita timbang berat.

even a cat shocked looking at my weight!



ok, chigo, let's dieting like always!!

1. eat cereal every morning (i always take it with milk)



2. sit-up 100 times a day (fhew!)


3. wear firming lotion before going to class (or before exercise)


4. massage your body each time you bathing


5. body scrub 3 times a week


6. drink slimming's product each week


7. eat less food (half of plate)


8. drink green tea before 4 o'clock
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yep, aku akan kurus kembali! O_o

March 5, 2009

10 ways to become more intimate with your lover




MAKE LOVE LAST

Honesty and communication make up the foundation for a healthy relationship. But, what exactly does it take to achieve these things? According to certified Sexologist Jaiya Hanauer, there are ten important ways to build intimacy and make a deeper connection with your partner.


1. MAKING EYE CONTACT

The eyes are the doorways to a connected sex life. Although it may feel a little funny at first, making eye contact during sex tells your partner that all your attention is on him. It builds trust, which ultimately leads to a stronger sexual and emotional bond.

2. TOUCHING

Touching each other throughout the day builds longing for each other. Massaging, stroking, and caressing all produces oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical. To build a deeper connection, try touching each other without having sex. Build up the tension for a few days to make your next intimate an explosive encounter.

3. BREATHING

We do it automatically everyday but most of us don’t realize that breathing is a way to heighten pleasure and arousal. When you breathe deeper, you bring more oxygen into the body, which allows you to be aroused at greater heights. Alternating your breath as you breathe into each other’s mouths is an intimate exercise that has been used in ancient traditions as a way to share the soul.

4. EXPLICIT TALK

The simple act of sending a sweet text message or complimenting your lover can send blood rushing into the genitals. Not only does it build anticipation, but will also keep your partner thinking about you all day.

5. SETTING THE SCENE

Nothing breaks the mood like cell phones blaring and clutter all over your bedroom. Set the scene for intimacy with sensual music, candles, clean sheets and a shift in environment. Don’t limit intimacy to the bedroom only, you can also create a stage for an encore performance in the living room or kitchen. Think of sex as a theatrical piece—you need the right lighting, right mood and sets. Stimulating your creativity as you prepare actually stimulates the sexual drive.

6. DOING SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY

Taking the time out to do things for your lover that shows that you care and respect his feelings is very important. Plan to go to his favorite restaurant, run a simple errand for him or cook him an exquisite meal. Doing something for him out of the blue will surely increase the love he has for you.

7. TRYING SOMETHING NEW

Many couples get into patterns when it comes to sex. To break free of the bedroom doldrums, do something adventurous. Take a class together at a sex boutique, go skydiving or do something else that you have never done in bed before, but have always wanted to try.

8. SENSUAL FEATS

Creating a romantic dinner together with specific foods can actually form deeper bonds. Chocolate, for example, contains the chemical Phenethylamine (PEA) which is responsible for the feeling of being in love. Avocados boost both the male and female libido.

9. ROLE PLAYING

Using your imagination always gives a great boost to your sex life. If you consciously take on a fantasy role in the bedroom, the level of intimacy is heightened when you come back to your more traditional roles in the relationship. Try role-playing as an erotic masseuse and client or as a captor and captive.

10. ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE VULNERABLE

In today’s world, women are becoming stronger than ever and it takes a lot to let down our guards, especially if we’ve been hurt before. But, letting the walls around you melt and allowing your partner to penetrate you emotionally and physically are some of the best things you can do in a relationship. Share your deepest feelings with him and allow him to get to know all the different facets of your personality.


written from ichigo the love and lust expert.. tee-hee

February 16, 2009

The Most My Favourite Song

gambar sebagai hiasan yerk...



"All Your Attention"

Don't want you looking at the stars tonight
I just want your eyes on me
I wanna be the only thing on your mind
I'll be all you need
Don't want you talking on the phone, don't go out
I just want you here with me
Don't want you spending time alone
Stay around, I'll be all you need
Can't you see you hold my heart in your hands
You own me, you own me
I need you to survive
I know I'm alive when you hold me
Hold me

Don't want to share you with the stars in the night
I only want you to only want me
Now, then and forever
I'm even jealous of the sun in your eyes
I want you looking at me, only me
I want all your attention

Forgive me if I seem to need you too much
You illuminate my soul
Don't think that I could breathe without your touch
You could never know

When I'm with you I've got nothing to hide
You know me, you know me
I need you to survive
I know I'm alive when you hold me
Hold me

Don't want to share you with the stars in the night
I only want you to only want me
Now, then and forever
I'm even jealous of the sun in your eyes
I want you looking at me, only me
I want all your attention

Can't you see you hold my heart in your hands
You own me, you own me
I need you to survive
I know I'm alive when you hold me
Hold me

Don't want to share you with the stars
Don't want the moon to touch your heart
I only want you to only want me
Now, then and forever
I'm even jealous of the sun in your eyes
I want you looking at me, only me
I want all your attention
1 want you looking at me, only me
I want all your attention
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i do heart Daniel Bedingfield's song since 'if your not the one'. this song straightly hit me..my situation right now!!i hope someday i will be with the person i truly and faithfully love.. the lyrics are so romantic..love it so so much..even though i heard it over and over again i don't get bored.. same as her sister, Natasha.. she's wonderful. The unique of their song, which is meaningful, dense with poetry & beautiful

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hehe, does he looks like Daniel? nope :P, he's kinda cute & this is my hunny~ LOL. let's see what he singing for me...


Have I told you how good it feels to be me,

when I'm in you?

I can only stay clean

when you are around.

Don't let me fall.

If I close my eyes forever,

would it ease the pain?

Could I breathe again?

Maybe I'm addicted,

I'm out of control,but you're the drug

that keeps me from dying.

Maybe I'm a liar,but all I really know is

you're the only reason I'm trying.

I am wasted away,

I made a million mistakes.

Am I too late?

There is a storm in my head;

it rains on my bed

when you are not here.

I'm not afraid of dying,

but I am afraid of losing you.

Maybe I'm addicted,

I'm out of control,

but you're the drug

that keeps me from dying.

Maybe I'm a liar,

but all I really know is

you're the only reason I'm trying.

When you're lying next to me

love is going through to me.

Oh it's beautiful.

Everything is clear to me

'till I hit reality

and I lose it all...

I lose it all...

I lose it all.

I lose it all...

Nah nah nah nah nah nah...

Nah nah nah nah nah nah.....

nah nah nah nah nah nah....


You're the only reason,

Yeah, you're the only reason

I'm trying,Oh, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying,

Don't want to lose it all,

Don't want to lose it all,

I'm trying, I'm trying..

I'm trying ...


Yeah, you know I'm addicted,

You know I'm addicted,

Yeah, you know I'm addicted....

ADDICTED - ENRIQUE EGLESIAS

love you hunny~

February 11, 2009

google-about me

Rules: The rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of the results, and post it as your answer. After that tag 6 people.


I AM...

a cute and sexy[perasan] girl


I REALLY WANT TO GO TO...

India~~



MY FAVOURITE PLACE IS...


my bedroom with aircond


MY FAVOURITE THING IS...


strawberry stuff



MY FAVOURITE DRINK IS ...

strawberry milkshake




MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS...


cakes,


cookies


and..


ice-cream (actually i love all those in fridge!)




MY FAVOURITE COLOR...

red!!





I LIVE IN...

Ampang, KL


I WAS BORN AT...

tanjong tokong, pulau pinang



I ATTENDED...


SMK Kerteh



UGM in jogjakarta



MY FAVOURITE STORY...

veer-zaara


and..
if only (both of them makes me cry *sob sob*)


MY HOBBIES ARE...
drawing


and..


reading comics




I WISH FOR...

marry with the person i love (ameen!)